Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?

A. A laughing stock.



Q What is the height of optimism?

A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.



Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?

A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.



Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.



Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?

A. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.



Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the English cricketers.

A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.


Q. What is the difference between English cricketers and a Funeral Director

A. A funeral Director doesn't lose the Ashes.

I am now going back to bed again and hope that when I wake up it was all a bad dream

   

Cheer up Les, maybe your blokes will win the next one, maybe!!!
We got a right royal drubbing when we were over there.. it's only fair we return the sentiment.