Wow ! You Poms didn't play well and still thrashed us in the 2nd test.
With the exception of Root the rest were pretty average. So what say about the Aussies.... ? Not much I'm afraid.
Unless there is a major turnaround in attitude, I can't see anything but lean times for a few years.
Congrats so far guys.

Man that tasted terrible !!!

We can laugh at ourselves... 

Just about the way it is.


What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer?
Retired.

What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch?
A fisherman.

Why can no-one drink wine in Australia at the moment?
They haven't got any openers .

What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies?
Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

What does an Australian batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the Australian cricket team?
The woman who irons their cricket whites.

What's the height of optimism?
An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.

What do you call a cricket field full of Australians ?
A vacant lot.

What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both

What's the difference between Michael Clarke and a funeral director?
A funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashes

         

The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting.
They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!

SORRY BOYS  

Apology accepted.. 

Oh well... Keep trying... Thursday night. We'll have another crack at it'.
I dare say Warner will get his spot back.. probably bat middle order. You guys have an issue with Petersen...
It all starts again !!!