Irish Emergency call
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Irish Emergency call
by leseil612 Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:58 pm
Hi guys I am well and truly on the mend now just got physiotherapy each thursday for 6 weeks and I will be firing on all cylinders.
I will leave you with this little tale
An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999.
Irish woman: ''It's my fecken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fecken killed him!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Mam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
*click* .. *BANG*
Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat.................... What next?''
I will leave you with this little tale
An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999.
Irish woman: ''It's my fecken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fecken killed him!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Mam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
*click* .. *BANG*
Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat.................... What next?''
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Re: Irish Emergency call
by satrat Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:16 am
leseil612 wrote:Hi guys I am well and truly on the mend now just got physiotherapy each thursday for 6 weeks and I will be firing on all cylinders.
Hi Les glad your on the mend
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