Duz tha speak Yorkshire ?

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.

Apparently, Yorkshire club-goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.

Police say the dangerous practice is called: "e by gum"


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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi me."


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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Dâ?? ya want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "Naw, I want it chewin' a bone!"


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The last is always the best ...........

Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist

"Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

Chemist replies, "Aye lad, Magnum or Cornetto?"

If I wasn't a Yorkshire man I would have laught out loud at those but I dare not. Two southerners were with me as I was reading it, and looking over my shoulder and those bast***s laught loud enough for the three of us.