Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands’
performance as a lover. The first woman says “My Husband works as a
marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make
love…..I really like that.”

“The second woman says, “My husband is a sports fanatic and he likes
to play rough sometimes. I kind of like that.”

The third woman just shakes her head and says, “My husband works for
Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great
it’s going to be when I get it.”