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Post by sanshoe Wed Mar 26, 2014 1:09 pm

A Yorkshire farmer saw a bloke kneeling by his stream scooping up water with his hand and drinking it. The farmer shouted, “ Aye up cocker, yo munna drink yon wata, ayes full a hoss piss an cow shite an it’ll kill thee.” The bloke said, “ Excuse me sir, I am a Muslim from Pakistan, could you speak more clearly and slower please.” The farmer said, “ I said, if you use both hands, you won’t spill so much.”
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Post by satrat Wed Mar 26, 2014 5:59 pm

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Post by leseil612 Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:53 pm

That is outrageous, the farmer should have offered him a large glass to drink from.
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