I was in this far Western Queensland Pub last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy."



I replied "Have you got a pen?"



She smiled and said "Yes."



I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."

sanshoe wrote:I was in this far Western Queensland Pub last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy."



I replied "Have you got a pen?"



She smiled and said "Yes."



I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."

Love it

I didn't see that coming. LOL