God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
Michael asked, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointing down through the clouds,
"Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."


God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one there?"
"Oh That's Yorkshire, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Yorkshire are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.
They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things"
Michael gasped in wonderment and admiration, then asked,
"But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "You’re right. Ya see next to Yorkshire is Lancashire. Just wait till you see the pillocks I’ve put there."

So Sanshoe your trying to be the next Salman Rushdie The death threats will come

Are you a Lancashire lad satrat?????

You could always swap the last line around. I'm waiting for simples reply...

sanshoe wrote:Are you a Lancashire lad satrat?????

You could always swap the last line around. I'm waiting for simples reply...

Et Tu sanshoe I feel thy daggers point in my heart.so take thy dagger and cut me through and you will see Yorkshire through and through the pain the pain

satrat wrote:So Sanshoe your trying to be the next Salman Rushdie The death threats will come

Personally I cannot see anything wrong with the post. LOL

leseil612 wrote:

satrat wrote:So Sanshoe your trying to be the next Salman Rushdie The death threats will come

Personally I cannot see anything wrong with the post. LOL

Neither could I !!!!!

sanshoe wrote:

leseil612 wrote:

satrat wrote:So Sanshoe your trying to be the next Salman Rushdie The death threats will come

Personally I cannot see anything wrong with the post. LOL

Neither could I !!!!!

Bugger off you two

P.S just e-mailed your addresses to everyone in Lancashire

East Yorkshire now....

satrat wrote:

sanshoe wrote:

leseil612 wrote:

satrat wrote:So Sanshoe your trying to be the next Salman Rushdie The death threats will come

Personally I cannot see anything wrong with the post. LOL

Neither could I !!!!!

Bugger off you two

P.S just e-mailed your addresses to everyone in Lancashire

Lucky for us they can't read.