sanshoe wrote:An Australian Love Poem.
(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)
Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word. So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab. So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there. No Sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts Yours just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best. I'm tellin' ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think it’s very sexy, that You've got dimples on ya thighs. I swear on me nana's grave now The moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get. No matter what you look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the cricket's on And fetch another beer.