Answer to an age old question...
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Answer to an age old question...
by Alby Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:47 am
Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Case closed. Time for another beer.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Case closed. Time for another beer.
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Re: Answer to an age old question...
by satrat Tue Oct 23, 2012 12:47 pm
Like your thinking Al but don't let the Mrs know have another beer and ponder somemore. ps just emailed your mrs you could be getting that second kick in the nuts shortly
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Re: Answer to an age old question...
by Alby Tue Oct 23, 2012 10:02 pm
Ha ha !!!
I'm used to it Dave.
In fact so used to it they've gone numb !
I'm used to it Dave.
In fact so used to it they've gone numb !
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