I was chatting to this girl in the pub last night & telling her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born by holding their breasts in my hands.

She thought I was having her on but was curious none the less.



Eventually curiosity got the better of her & she said go on then give it a go.

I stood there feeling her breasts for about a minute before she could
contain herself no longer & asked "When was I born then?"



I replied "Yesterday".