Only An Aussie Can Make You Feel Like A Woman!

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was
awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by
lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too
young to die,' she cried.
Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes
on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make
me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the
desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia
stood up in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and
hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his
shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his
shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.
She gasped...

Then, he spoke...


'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

Makes me proud to be an Aussie....