Tolerance



Broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:

"I am truly perplexed that so many of my
friends are against another mosque being built in
Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian
to be tolerant regardless of their religious
beliefs.



Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an
effort to promote tolerance."


“That is why I also propose that two
nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby
promoting tolerance from within the
mosque.



We could call one of the clubs, which would
be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless
bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."

“Next door should be a butcher shop that
specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit
barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of
Ribs."


“Across the street there could be a
lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,"
with sexy mannequins in the window modelling the goods.”,
and on the other side a liquor store called
"Morehammered."



“All of this would encourage Muslims to
demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.” Yes we
should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by
passing this on."



And if you are not laughing or smiling at
this point... It is either past your bedtime, or it's
midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed