Murder or suicide you decide
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Murder or suicide you decide
A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge... so they stopped and parked their Harleys.
Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity either, so he asked her... "Well, before you jump, why don't
you give me a kiss?"
So she does...
And it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling tongue involving kiss.
After she's finished, the biker leader says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've
ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why
in the world would you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."
The authorities think she may have been pushed…
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